This isn’t a full story on this year’s Double Roughwater Swim. This is feedback that new member Mark Ling gave to Eileen regarding his first experience as an escort for the Double Roughwater Swim...
“I totally enjoyed it and had a blast! This was my first time escorting a swimmer. I would definitely do it again! We were a little nervous, we both did not do an event like this before. My swimmer, Wes, said don’t sweat it, let’s just wing it! I smiled and said let’s do this.”
“We had a little trouble going into the first buoy I couldn’t find him for the first 10 minutes. I had to call the jet ski assist to help me. But we finally hooked up and we’re on our way.”
Wooden medallion for the swimmer and escort
Mark and Wes show off their medallions
“He was happy with the time he turned in. And we had a delicious breakfast buffet at the Outrigger Canoe Club. This was the first year, both swimmers and escorts were awarded a prize.” – Editor’s note: Swimmers and escorts have both received medallions for a few years now
It’s turtle time! On a cloudy, breezy morning, thirteen of us intrepid kayakers, led by Eileen Helmstetter, set out from Kualoa Point hoping to see some honu. We were joined by many of the ‘usual suspects’: Vice President Bill Murphy, Sandy Johnson, Tim Sawyer and Ben Burgess (paddling his brand-new Swell Scupper 16) along with first-timers Westin and Siri in a tandem.
Susan paddling past Mokoli‘i – photo by Sandy
Paddling across Kāne‘ohe Bay is a mesmerizing experience, surrounded by clear, shallow waters revealing coral formations teeming with colorful fish of all sizes and stripes, not to mention the spectacular green backdrop of the Ko‘olau Mountains.
Though our path across the bay was clear at first, a light squall soon rolled in from the east. More clouds gathered, darkening the sky, and a cool, refreshing drizzle began to fall. This rain did little to dampen our spirits though—the raindrops rippled the water’s surface, only adding to the bay’s mystique. The wind picked up slightly, making our paddle a bit more challenging but still manageable. Fortunately the squall was quick to pass.
The calm before the squall – photo by Carolyn
As we emerged from the rain, we arrived at Turtletown, a portion of the bay known for its population of Hawaiian green sea turtles. Ironically, while some of us espied honu on the way to or from Turtletown, we saw none in this particular section. Alas and alack, Mother Nature needs no stage manager and follows no performance schedule for us humans. The storms to the east had murked up the water a bit, but the shallow waters were nonetheless ideal for snorkeling and getting a closer look at the myriad schools of fishes darting amongst the corals.
Honu off the port bow! – photo by CarolynSearching for the elusive honu – Photo by Sandy
Following our brief little visit to Turtletown, we climbed back on our kayaks and made our way back to the campsite, feeling a renewed connection to the serene beauty of Kāne‘ohe Bay and its marine life. The paddle back proved easier, with calm waters and the breeze more at our backs. The only wrinkle came about when I noticed almost too late that there were fishing lines cast far out in the water from the beach. Chalsa Loo helped me radio back to others to advise Tim and the others to approach from a more southerly direction to avoid the lines. Mahalo nui to our paddle leader Eileen, and to Tim for screenshots from his GPS tracker, and to Sandy for more fun snaps!
Tim’s GPS trackBen showing off his new toy – photo by Sandy
P.S. For those of you curious about my audition later that evening… I got the part! Please come see me in Fool for Love running Nov. 22 — Dec. 8 at The Actors’ Group (https://taghawaii.net/) theater inside the Dole Cannery.
The Autumnal Equinox on September 22 brought good weather to fulfill my quest to mark another paddle off my list, leaving just one more to complete my circumnavigation of O‘ahu. The Nimitz to Tracks paddle had been postponed a couple times due to unfriendly weather and I asked if it could be rescheduled just five days before. The usual suspects were game: President Steve, Vice President Bill, Webmaster Terry, and Faithful Leader of Many Paddles Stan D.
Steep beach launch
There was an intermittent shore break, so I watched Steve and Bill go out and waited for a lull. Bill got washed back in a couple times, but when I saw my chance I took off and kept going, thinking surely everyone would follow soon. I looked back occasionally, seeing no one near me, and finally got word over the radio that the waves had it out for Bill that day. He gave up a good fight after awhile (half an hour? More?) and swam to shore, leaving the other guys to get his boat onto the beach. Later Bill said, “Now I know why when those shipwrecked folks drag up the beach (they) just lay there.” Terry generously volunteered to forgo the paddle himself to drive Bill to the landing spot where his car was. (Note: in this situation, if the paddler is unharmed, the person with a car at the start could offer their keys and go on with the paddle to meet at the end.)
Waiting for a lull in the surf
So that was one version of the paddle. Mine was much better because after waiting quite some time out there (I had forgotten my phone in my car, so had no way to tell time or take photos), Stan caught up to me with Steve not far behind after he untangled his fishing line. The wind was at our backs and the waves were avoidable.
Steve’s catch – photo by SteveAfter the paddle – photo by Sandy
It just goes to show you that one woman’s “easy” paddle is another man’s struggle for survival. The last paddle I need to finish my circumnavigation leaves from Mālaekahana, where I once crashed and burned and have been afraid to try again for several years, so I am waiting for good weather and to feel strong enough to brave it. When that happens, there will be champagne!
Kāne‘ohe Bay Beach Park a short sandy shoreline with a view of Mōkapu peninsula (which is the site of Marine Corps Base Hawaii). In 2021, the city renamed this beach park at the end of Waikalua Road, “Nāoneala‘a a Kāne‘ohe”, which means “the sands of La‘amaikahiki.” La‘amaikahiki , in the “The sands of La‘amaikahiki,” is named after the chief La‘a who inherited Oahu. La‘a was born on Oahu in the 12th century AD, but left to become royalty in Tahiti. While in Tahiti, La‘a inherited the Hawaiian kingdom, so La‘a returned to the fertile land, the farmers and the keepers of fish in fish ponds, with great fanfare and the sound of drums, to this very spot.
In 1737 a peace accord was struck here by the chiefs of Oahu and Kauai, all wearing traditional attire and accompanied by wa‘a (canoes) that lined the shore of the bay from Mōkapu- Marine Corps Base to this park, Kāne‘ohe Bay Beach Park. High Chief Alapai and High Chief Peleioholani met on the shore, splendidly dressed in cloaks of Red bird feather and in helmet-shaped head coverings decorated with more feathers.1
Dylan signals we’re good to go!
As we all arrived for our Sunday paddle, Katrina and Randy glided into shore on a yellow tandem kayak. They didn’t have to park a car and were set to go. It wasn’t the arrival of Polynesian Vikings, it was more like a quiet Seneca Nation of New York canoe. Our numbers were approaching 20. The plan was to paddle to the Kāne‘ohe Yacht Club and be the guests of a founding club member, Rusty Lillico. The marina stopover would be a halfway point, mid-paddle. Have brunch for an hour and half, then return. Some were leaving after brunch at the Kāne‘ohe Yacht Club and not making the return paddle to this shore. They parked their cars near the yacht club and climbed into the pickup to ride back to us at the park. We launched on a cloudy day, wind 10 to 15 over the water, with consistent wave and troughs. I wouldn’t call it choppy, but it was not calm.
Personally, this was the maiden voyage for my Ocean Kayak Prowler 15. I didn’t use the rudder since I needed to familiarize to the feel and topside areas of this kayak. A broken rudder mechanism would unnecessarily distract. My iPhone was plenty of an attention-getter already. The floating pocket case for my iPhone had the side effect of heating whatever was inside. The iPhone, which had an aluminum shell casing, was velcroed and tied securely between my legs. Most of the vinyl floating pocket skin was shaded, but not all of it. Upon arrival at the yacht club, the solitary darkened message said, “iPhone is too hot to operate”. This is not good for long battery life. From now on, I plan to be mindful of cool places on the kayak along with exposed skin on my body. Summary kayak comparison: the Prowler is superior to my old Scrambler because it goes easier into current and wind and has less bow slap. It worked well.
The author and his buddies after launch
The lush green Ko‘olaus
We first plowed into crest and trough, with the innumerable perturbations swiping and dimpling each surface to behold. The kayak control panel is really our presence, our witness in the quick succession of water, seafloor and lurking clouds. The ceaseless teasing clues for wherewithal in the volume of the water depth and our skin having the entire day prepped with just sun lotion. The fundamental forces of nature are understood by the predictable symmetries in their operation. In particle physics bosons are grouped by symmetry transformations, because the operations that change the system in some way leave certain properties unchanged, i.e., like rotating a square by 90 degrees leaves it looking the same. You get a sense paddling a kayak that we constantly detect changes in position that do not make a difference. We impose the idea of symmetry back into the noise of nature to navigate it. Each stroke with the paddle has the reevaluation of symmetry. Once I slowed and went to the back of the paddling group dealing with the unforeseen inside the cockpit. The issue was resolved as just scupper hole fascination with a fumbled iPhone. Call it copacetic symmetry.
Paul was talking to people watching us from the shore. Gina French, who was a first timer with the group, used a Oru folding kayak to good effect. We arrived at the Kāne‘ohe Yacht Club with the main boat docks on either side of us. The shore dock was nice, as we could disembark from our kayaks with a swimming pool ladder and four handed helpers. The food was good and the trophy case was a trip. The Kāne‘ohe Yacht Club has been at its present site since 1955. We watched a few WASZPs zip around the marina as we paddled around the rows of boats.
The brunch bunch
Clips of kayakers on the Mangrove MoseyDylan happy on his first paddle
After the final stretch of the return paddle back to Kāne‘ohe Bay Beach Park, paddle leader Bill Murphy took the 5 remaining kayaks up the Kāne‘ohe Stream.2 With the ocean rush into the mouth of the stream, we could have surfed the small but constant waves. We thought it would be difficult getting back out, but we all did it fast and deliberate. As we passed the kids fishing on the sides, the water became much calmer upstream. A little further, the Kāne‘ohe Bay View Golf Course appeared on our left. Surprisingly, the golf course had no bridge over the stream for the 5th hole. The 108 yard hole was no longer connected by any walkable means. This disappearing bridge happened sometime in the last 6 months, and fortunately, no part of that structure was evident in the stream. We just passed the concrete on the bank like it was another leftover from World War II. Past that point, the smooth current was now against us, going upstream toward jungle surroundings. Stan, Ben and Dylan ventured the furthest. Into the overgrowth, the overhang, the insect periphery, right on their way to the Bridge On The River Kwai. Bill thinks it was another 100 yard. We all rode the current back out and Kāne‘ohe Bay Beach Park was just a lazy left turn from the mouth of the stream. This paddle wasn’t an athletic endeavor as much as it was a tour of friends appreciating a small part of the spectacular Kāne‘ohe Bay.
Footnotes:
1. Kamakau describes this history: “It was in January, 1737, that the two hosts (were to be seen on all sides, both chiefs were attired in a way to inspire admiration and awe, and the day was one of rejoicing as that of the ending of a dreadful conflict. So it was that Peleioholani and Alapai met at Nāoneala‘a in Kāne‘ohe. The canoes were lined up from Ki‘i at Mōkapu to Nāoneala‘a, and there on the shore line they remained, Alapai alone going on shore. The chiefs of O‘ahu and Kaua‘i and the fighting men and the country people remained inland, the chief Peleioholani alone advancing. Between the two chiefs stood the counselor. Naili first addressed Peleioholani and said, “When you and Alapai meet, if he embraces and kisses you, let Alapai put his arms below yours, lest he gain the victory over you.” This is therefore to this day the practice of the bone-breaking wrestlers at Kapua and at Nāoneala‘a. Alapai declared an end of war with all things as they were before, the chiefs of Maui and Moloka‘i to be at peace with those of O‘ahu and Kaua‘i; so also those of Hawai‘i. Thus ended the meeting of Peleioholani with Alapai.”
2. Kāne‘ohe Stream is the outlet for one of the larger drainage systems on Windward Oahu. This stream is perennial and has numerous branches that arise along the Nuuanu Pali from the vicinity of the Pali Highway (State Rt. 61) to almost central Kāne‘ohe Town. Two prominent peaks mark opposite ends of the south watershed boundary along the Koolau ridgeline: Konahuanui (3150 ft) is the tallest peak on the Koolau ridge and Puu Keahiakahoe.
[Editor’s note: All hail the Windbag of 2024, Kevin Ching! Kevin led the field comfortably from start to finish. Kevin recounted his victory in the following video story. Additional event photos are shown below the video.]
Happy paddlers Chalsa, Bill and Kelvin preparing their gear – photo by RubySandy’s ready to go! – photo by RubyKevin says, “Don’t run into that pole!” – photo by RubySaddle up! – photo by TerryKelvin claims victory! Not! – photo by RubyKevin senses victory – photo by RubyKevin for the win! – photo by RubySteve approaches the finish – photo by RubyTerry peering through his WindPaddle – photo by RubySurf’s up! – photo by RubyStan’s always using his head – photo by RubyNorm completes his first Windbag – photo by RubyChalsa crowns the Windbag of 2024 –photo by SandyWindbag participants and support team – photo by Beth